Frank Sauce isn't here yet. We're still waiting for him.
If you are not redirected automatically within a few seconds then please click on the link above. Yes, I know. There's no link. Taken by the takers that will take you for reading this. The Machines did this to me, to us all. Oh, sorry. Got a rush and then a minor freakout. Sometimes that happens when you live in the woods along a border and don't see people for over a month. Do apologize! Won't happen again, good people.
We at Frank Sauce have been working lazily, but diligently! The new website is going to be GREAT! Just what America needs, but doesn't want. Like a shot in the arm when you're a young kid. "Here comes the needle, kiddo!" as my nurse said. Yeah, she was stylin' in her pink bouffant hairdo, "It only hurts if you let it." Yup, this place will become that kind of thing, or something entirely different. We're still diligently working on our laziness and other things. Yes, those other things are very important. They brim with importance. They exude the intoxicating scent, brought in on the wind as you traipse along your day, of importancy.